Robbins Brothers jewelry has the most bullshit sexist ad-campaign ever conceived of. Take the idea put forth by sitcoms that the 'man of the house' is a bumbling and blustering incompetent with good intentions, and then have a woman record a thinly veiled and sarcastic diatribe about how he can barely be expected to tear his miniscule mind away from football and beer long enough, yet he should try because Robbin's Brothers has made it soooo easy for him to not think about a multi-thousand-dollar purchase. Play this rant on the radio with no music, no joking tone, and no sense of how offensive it is.

Yeah, that really wants to make me shop there.

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Good god tired. Long, long day.